Monday

OK, I wasn't the first to find this, I saw it on Reddit, but I've just GOT to pass it on...

from an Investor's Business Daily editorial, How House Bill Runs Over Grandma:

"People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn't have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless."

That is almost the funniest thing I've read today!