Sweet Tooth

Made cookies this evening.  They taste pretty awful, but are very low in carbs.  I didn't have a baking soda can to form them.  Made do with a Clam Chowder (that I'm NEVER going to eat!) can.

It may be because I didn't have any allspice.  But really, what kind of bogus spice is "allspice", anyway?  Allspice?  Is it ALL SPICES?  Or is it ALL spice?

I got nothin'...